10 Things I Can No Longer Pull Off as a Woman in my 30s (Part1)
1. Purposefuly tattered mini jean skirts. Like I can fit into anything at American Eagle anymore anyways...
2. Different colored fingernail polish on each fingernail.
3. Posing proudly with a domestic beer can. With any can. With any liquor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it, you can drink...
4. Not apologizing.
5. Pajama bottoms/slippers in public.
6. Pulling all nighters. Oh my god, the eye skin trauma!
to be continued...
JPH
How bout these
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8. Losing anything important after a night of drinking (keys, wallet, phone....yep I've I had lots of experience)
9. Blue make-up.... period
10. Drinking during all day
11. Breaking up with someone quickly(ie. via text, phone call)...its a long drawn out process these days
12. Telling people I'm on "spring break"
13. Tijuana
Are these just me?
Ha! Yeah Jess... #13 for sure is a not do.
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